another moral hangover. fuck.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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