Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
