maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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