You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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