I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
