What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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