your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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