I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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