Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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