i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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