Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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