is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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