great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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