fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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