just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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