I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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