is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
then he tried to convert me to islam
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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