last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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