if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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