He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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