??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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