Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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