I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it was like eating out sand paper
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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