I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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