Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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