its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
