Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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