found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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