Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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