my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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