whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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