at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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