last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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