Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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