I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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