was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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