Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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