But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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