somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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