I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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