Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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