i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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