I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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