Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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