I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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