I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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