windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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