The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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