i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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