We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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