nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
