Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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